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Colin Kaepernick was fired from his new high school coaching job after just one season.

According to our source at Sandy Batt High School in Vandenboom, Colorado, Kaepernick was never well received:
“He came in acting all arrogant,” said Principal Joe Barron, “And it only got worse from there.
Barron says Kaepernick’s first order of business was to send all the white kids down to JV so he could have “the perfect squad.” He spent the first two practices teaching them how to properly kneel for the National Anthem.
The kids hated him; they lost all six of their games last season, and they all threatened to quit if he came back.
“We fired him. We had no choice.”
Kaepernick has filed a wrongful termination suit against the school and a defamation suit against Whoopi Goldberg for some reason.